HAYDN TAUGHT ME NOTHING
*keeps writing adagio introductions to symphonies*
HAYDN IS FRIVOLOUS.
*keeps inserting musical jokes and humor into pieces* hehe
Beethoven on deathbed, to Gerhard von Breuning:
I actually admire Haydn. I lied to you. I lied to everyone.
Gerhard von Breuning:
i'm like twelve and i don't really care
anyone notice that im beautiful and have a great blog? just a reminder
Photograph by Sherly Rabbani.
"You perform and end up in a cocktail glass. How do you navigate that?"
"Very slowly. I try not to get too drunk before the show."
If you think common sense is all it takes to navigate oneself in a giant martini glass, let me tell you something: not only does Dita do this in just a g-string and nipple tassels, but does so in a glass filled with slippery, bubbled water and is able to maintain the proper flexing, grip and strength of her muscles to keep herself upright while half drunk.
Only 90 Kids Will Remember This!
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MASS EFFECT places
I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful
Gillian Anderson’s advice for young feminists. (via foxsmulders)
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.