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RISPLENDERE

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

-Niccolo Machiavelli


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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake






jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you












kissthejotun:

[x]



vinebox:

my life



jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage






mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*



hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch




adventure-time-with-finn:

we still understand little about them




themakeup-addict:

http://themakeup-addict.tumblr.com



lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public






gillbear:

me